Ok - Pandora is totally killing me with their descriptions for some of these bands. Check this one out:
"Like an Oreo cookie turned inside out, the Eames Era play indie pop that's sweet and fluffy on the outside, thanks to their irresistable melodic hooks and the tasty meringue-like vocals of Ashlin Philips."
Seriously: HOW DO I GET A JOB SPEWING THIS CRAP OUT MYSELF?!? Not only is the metaphor a ridiculous figurative stretch AND does it not any sense, and not only is this a run-on sentence that STILL seems not to have any clear conclusion, but the writer still actually has the balls to use the phrase "meringue-like." I am really at a loss....If I were Ashlin Philips I would call them up and demand an explanation.
-'Wrence
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